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Johannesen

William Johannesen is someone who no one likes and thinks he's top shit. Everyone hates him
Guy 1:"Is that William Johannesen, no one likes him, cant he just realise that he is a stupid druggo with no future"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I think his ego is fucking massive"
Guy 3: "Some say u can climb up to his ego and jump down to his IQ and DIE"
by CYKA CYKA BLAT October 12, 2017
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Harvey Johannesen

Absolute dumb fuck, got a hot mum and has no friends
by Harvey Johannesen November 1, 2022
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johansen

That one kid who thought he was black but turned out to be Hispanic.
Oh no did you pull a johansen said Jetzel
by Jesusismynibba July 2, 2018
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Johannes

Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.
by Choklad papi March 6, 2017
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johannesevangeliet

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school
omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?
by franky fly_ February 27, 2020
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Johannes

Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.
Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"
by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010
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Johannes

Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.

He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.

It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.

If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.
Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend

Girl 1: dammit
by Johannes Little Sister May 3, 2020
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