Dickwangle 

The stroking of a Micropenis with big balls.

He dickwangled this morning

Dickwangle by Wonderlandalis May 14, 2016

dickwang

An especially stupid person

Bloody Hell you are a complete dickwang

dickwang by TheHoon May 14, 2009

dickwanker 

A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"

*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker

dickwanker by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011

dinkfangler 

people who beleive themselves cool enough to hang out in a store long enough to annoy the staff memebers. these people often overlap the shifts of staff members of the phyiscal store and stay for periods varying from 3-8 hours.

That fake irish guy is such a dinkfangler. what a douche.

dinkfangler by 199123456 February 22, 2008

dickwanked 

got slapped by a males penis while he is masterbating

bruv you jus got dickwanked harshlyy

dickwanked by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008

Dickbangle 

Somebody who pretends to hide their intelligence

"Joey Essex is such a Dickbangle"

Dickbangle by ledzinger July 5, 2015

Dickwrangler 

Someone who enjoys touching, pleasuring and anything else associated with dicks.

Denholm: I really fancy a hot dog right about now.
Jonathan: Stop using euphemisms you dickwrangler! Just go and wrangle Kieran's dick. Gosh.

Dickwrangler by tinytonk10 July 13, 2011