dick jungle 

A man with a lot of pubes and a penis so small that you can't find it in that jungle of pubes

BigJigglyPanda: Dick Jungle's what I call my pubic hair
Terroriser: That means he has a small dick and we can't find his dick in that jungle
407: Or he has a lot of pubes
Terroriser: No it means he had a small dick
BigJigglyPanda: It's both

dick jungle by Spicy Meme Addict October 17, 2017

Dick Jungle 

1. A dick with a lot of pubes to where it cannot be seen
2. A small dick that cannot be seen in its pubes
3. The weird sensation of a small dick within a lot of pubes, invisible to the naked eye

Leshawna: I bet Todd has a dick jungle down there

Dick Jungle by Butters732 September 29, 2018

Rotten Dick Jungle

An disease in which your pubes grow so damn thick that it's like a jungle - it starts to wrap around your cock like a bushy wall, even Trump doesn't wanna get in on that shit. And then it rots. Pretty self explanatory. It's gonna be lions and tigers and bears and shit in there too, probably Ebola, a barrel of fuckin monkeys, the whole goddamn shebang. TL;DR shave it to save it from rotten dick jungles.

Skye-"hey man, how've you been holding up lately?"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"

Rotten Dick Jungle by Cloudyskye69 March 1, 2019

jungle dick 

1) A hairy, sloppy penis.

2) A condition brought about by having a myriad of different diseases and fungi on and within the dick. Imagine a jungle, a dark, damp, living, breathing environment rife with plants, fungus, cockroaches, parasites, germs, and bugs, all within its own little ecosystem. Now imagine that on your dick.

Aids, syphilis, and fungus combined = jungle dick.

1) Joe never shaves his dick, therefore he has jungle dick.

2) Ben had sex with too many freshmen without using a rubber, now he has permanent jungle dick.

jungle dick by fagmaster9000 July 19, 2012

jungle dick 

Much larger than average penis attached to a black man. Might be their most important calling card. However, they cannot put it on their resume or, should I say, job application. They tend to be proud of it and use it for recreational purposes, though unwanted offspring who may never know them is often a by-product of this use.

"I swear. When you're at the gym, at least the white guys, and especially the Asians, wrap a towel around their waists when going from their lockers to the showers. But the black guys throw their towels over their shoulders. That way, their jungle dicks are on display."

jungle dick by highlyopinionated May 20, 2013

jungle dick 

to describe a guys penis but not give enough detail to how it looks, leaving the other person's imagination wondering.

Amber- John Clampitt has a jungle dick!
alex- hahahahah..... what's that?

jungle dick by RAWFELCAWPTER May 22, 2009

Jungle Dick 

A dick so small and has so much hair you can see the Jungle Book IRL you can see Mogli.

This boy got a Jungle Dick

Jungle Dick by FireShotGamer September 6, 2018