to be a badass and do badass stuff
richard:man that guy cleared like 7 cars on his bike when he jumped them!!
eric: yeah he is a real CLAMPITT
by jooodie sayis August 9, 2009
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A story in which is usually short and completely pointless. A story that has no relevance to any subject already mentioned in current conversation. These short lived comments are usually followed by a quick and short goat like laugh.
Chris Clampitt told another clampitt story when he mentioned the shocks not working well when the current topic was new movies.

(current topic is water parks)
Me -The lazy river is my favorite.
Chris - Yeah I did doughnuts in my truck all winter long hehehe
by Nate Brott December 24, 2011
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