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clampitt 

UGLY NOSE clampitt
clampitt by anoymsjsj January 19, 2009

Clampitt Story 

A story in which is usually short and completely pointless. A story that has no relevance to any subject already mentioned in current conversation. These short lived comments are usually followed by a quick and short goat like laugh.
Chris Clampitt told another clampitt story when he mentioned the shocks not working well when the current topic was new movies.

(current topic is water parks)
Me -The lazy river is my favorite.
Chris - Yeah I did doughnuts in my truck all winter long hehehe
Clampitt Story by Nate Brott December 27, 2011

that’s SO Clampett 

A phrase used to disparage something, usually something very déclassé that someone wears or the manner in which a person has decorated their home, taken from the popular sixties’ TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies” which featured the endlessly low-brow nouveau riche hicks, the Clampett family.
Oh my, that’s SO Clampett; look at this horrifyingly backward, bumpkin decor!

clampetty 

Adjective.

Used to describe a person who is excessively backwoods.

Synonyms would be hillbilly, country bumpkin, hobo, etc
"Hell no you can't park your pick up truck on our front lawn! We are not going to be the clampetty house on this block!"
clampetty by Bluebell777 May 20, 2016
A hill-billy, or a scruffy uneducated person.
Clampit by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004
An idiot. Someone who slithers around life on a daily basis without having a clue!
That fella Ian thinks he's smart but the truth is he's nothing but a Clampit
Clampit by Cathal1982 June 6, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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