dick in ya 

When a dick is physically in you.

Yo, that a dick in ya?

dick in ya by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016

Don't stick ya dick in that 

The opposite of the popular phrase, "any hole is the goal".
A phrase used to warn owners of a dick to not stick it in a specified place.

Some examples of unsuitable places for which this phrase could be used are:
-Clams

-Waste desposal unit
-Used banana wrappers

-Toucan beak
-Paper shredder
-Vacuum cleaner
-Exhaust pipe
-Chinese finger trap
-Pencil Sharpener

Clam: exists
Aidan: "Don't stick ya dick in that"

Don't stick ya dick in that by Toblerones April 14, 2021

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell 

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022

Dick-In-The-Yard 

To be so completely wasted that you end up the next morning face down with your dick in the yard.

Guy 1: Man, I wasn't THAT zooted.
Guy 2: Dude, you were so dick-in-the-yard that we had to drag you back to your dorm.

Dick-In-The-Yard by Toe Hold Mama January 8, 2021

stuck my dick in the yak 

I put my dick in a very difficult situation

I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one

stuck my dick in the yak by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016