Dick-In-The-Yard 

To be so completely wasted that you end up the next morning face down with your dick in the yard.

Guy 1: Man, I wasn't THAT zooted.
Guy 2: Dude, you were so dick-in-the-yard that we had to drag you back to your dorm.

Dick-In-The-Yard by Toe Hold Mama January 8, 2021