10 definitions by Ellio's Pizza

When two or more close friends participate in mutual masturbation. Very frequent among those who attend college.

The act of just fooling with it, but not full on masturbation. Penis remains mostly flaccid.

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

When the penis is exposed to cold environments long enough for it to freeze in a stretched position. This is very uncomfortable and should be heated with low heat until everything seems to be working well.

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.

When the male genitalia is exposed to water for an extended periods of time; the penis becomes flaccid and very susceptible to damage.

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.