dick ham 

Some dumb shit me and my friend made up

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck”

dick ham by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022

Dick Hammer 

A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.

I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!

Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.

Dick Hammer by Smoothy Drewballs January 18, 2012

Dick Hammer 

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

Dick Hammer by God October 28, 2004

Dick Hammer 

Guys(Dick) putting their foot(Hammer) down when it comes to girls.

girl: Who's underwear are these!? there not mine.

guy:*dick hammer* WTF!! did you jus say to me ho?!?

girl:*scared* nevermind

Dick Hammer by Brandi Cobb February 18, 2009

Dakotan Dick hammer 

An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.

“Hey man, just tried doing Dakotan Dick hammer…my cock still smells till this day…”

Dakotan Dick hammer by The big slime March 16, 2025

Hamburger Dick 

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.

That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.

Hamburger Dick by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

hamster dick 

Something that is very large in ratio to the size of its or your body. This refers to the size of a hamsters penis in relationship to the size of its body. This ratio is said to be close to 1:1

"Burritos from El Pelon are about the size of a hamster dick"

hamster dick by Noname85 November 9, 2012