dick cramp 

An annoying person that insults people for no reason

John: you're stupid

Bob: shut up you're being a dick cramp

dick cramp by Potato rapist April 26, 2014

inner dick cramp 

When you pee so quickly that the you get cramp below your dick where two ball connect.

*releasing the gate
*water come out
*faster than you expected
*balls tighten
*inner dick cramp

inner dick cramp by mjhn.no.swag May 22, 2016

dick suckers cramp 

Mouth open in a position that resembles a koi carp feeding on bread at the surface of a pond.

Gina has "dick suckers cramp". She looks like a goldfish after sucking Carlos' dick all night.

dick suckers cramp by Melon-head hunter01 November 28, 2013

Camp dick

After you’ve been out camping for a few days and haven’t showered— you come home and she still wants that stank dick

I came home after a week in the woods rocking a bad case of camp dick- Jason still went down on it anyway tho!!!

Camp dick by Bigdickballer420 February 28, 2019

Camp Dick

Is the term given when a guy is surrounded by mostly only guys and does not get significant exposure to females. Therefore, any female starts to look good. Camp Dick makes a mans standards drop so low, that they are non existent, and the guy will make out, fool around with, or sleep with, anything that is willing to give him sexual satisfaction.

After being stuck in the woods for 2 months, Johnny had extreme Camp Dick and ended up having sex with a group of, "Extreme Makeover" candidates. After his sexual release he realized what he had done, and wanted to kill himself.

Camp Dick by Theknight01 October 8, 2007

camper dick 

A camper dick is another term for an uncircumcised penis. In other words, his dick is in a sleeping bag!

I was making out with a new guy the other night and when I stuck my hand down his pants I realized he had a camper dick! Ewwwwww

camper dick by Sassy Six August 7, 2018

dickcrap 

a word used to describe the liquid which comes out of the vaginal passage after the sperm has been consumed by your female/male/transexual/dog frriend.(it may not even be your friend but the female/male/transexual/dog needs the money.

"Excuse me madam, where is the dickcrap?"

"Sorry younglady, this is tesco. You'll only find it in the fruit isle of walmart"

dickcrap by Dr. J May 1, 2004