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Chop Dick 

Pete was cock blocking me all night; he’s such a fucking chop dick!
Chop Dick by Andrew Bose February 23, 2004

chop off dick december 

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

dick chopper 

when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter
my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store

Dick Chops 

The hair that grows on the side of the scrotum to make make it look like your dick has sideburns.
holy shit shave your dick chops. your starting to look like Mr.T
Dick Chops by pune master 71 October 17, 2010

dick-chops 

When a dick does something really annoying he's a dick-chops.
At work. Somebody annoying asks to borrow your stapler and then brakes it. You say: Look what you did you Dick-Chops!
dick-chops by Baxter Tomato December 17, 2008

dick chopping 

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.
dick chopping by ENTXawp January 27, 2018