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A dick Chop is a real dick head. Ap erson who gets on your nerves and wont go away

Fuck ryan is a dick chop, i wish he would piss off.

dick chop by soonbo August 15, 2006

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Chop Dick

Noun: A Contemptible person.

Pete was cock blocking me all night; he’s such a fucking chop dick!

Chop Dick by Andrew Bose February 23, 2004

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chop off dick december

the month to chop dicks off

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

chop off dick december by DickLover250 October 3, 2020

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dick chopper

when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter

my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store

dick chopper by chris ball lover rickert November 3, 2011

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Dick Chops

The hair that grows on the side of the scrotum to make make it look like your dick has sideburns.

holy shit shave your dick chops. your starting to look like Mr.T

Dick Chops by pune master 71 October 17, 2010

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dick-chops

When a dick does something really annoying he's a dick-chops.

At work. Somebody annoying asks to borrow your stapler and then brakes it. You say: Look what you did you Dick-Chops!

dick-chops by Baxter Tomato December 17, 2008

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dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

dick chopping by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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