dick-chops 

When a dick does something really annoying he's a dick-chops.

At work. Somebody annoying asks to borrow your stapler and then brakes it. You say: Look what you did you Dick-Chops!

dick-chops by Baxter Tomato December 17, 2008

Dick Chops 

The hair that grows on the side of the scrotum to make make it look like your dick has sideburns.

holy shit shave your dick chops. your starting to look like Mr.T

Dick Chops by pune master 71 October 17, 2010

Dick Chops 

Pubic hair that grows on the shaft of the penis, starting near the base, that eventually form a point, usually about a fourth of the way up the shaft.

His side burns are very neat and professional, but his dick chops really showed me his wild side.

Dick Chops by BahamutMS October 23, 2014

dick chips 

dikchip
-noun
Chips that have been contaminated by someone who puts their hand in the bag after going to the bathroom, WITHOUT washing their hands.

Stay away from the Cheetos, unless you like dick chips!

dick chips by Kipui December 8, 2006

Dick Chips 

The unwashed crusties that flake off the tip of the penis .

Jordan took off his pants and his dick chips we're flying evergwhere!!

Dick Chips by Pilkja April 23, 2017

dick chips 

chips rubbed on someones dick/vag deliberately as a trap. see mall rats.

man that guy reached in and ate the dickchips (dick chips)!!

dick chips by E-nig May 10, 2016

dick chips 

chips that have been in a males pants, then directly eaten, or stored for later eatage

Dude I just ate those dick chips right out of Christian's pants.

dick chips by Galen-- May 20, 2006