dick butler 

A term used for the professional home assistant who cleans, sanctifies and stimulates his lords genitals.

You need a good dick butler, I shall send mine round to aid you.

dick butler by 8en February 18, 2005

Dick Bugler 

A man who brags about their Penis size being larger than others, and is always asking to compare.

"Dude, Blackwell asked Hoon to compare sizes , Blackwell is a total Dick Bugler "

"my male genitalia is predominately a greater length and width than yours" - Said the Dick Bugler

Dick Bugler by FannyCulo May 12, 2016

dick butter 

Dick butter is the creamy white stuff that lubricates the inside of the vagina.

Her pussy was slippery and wet, coated with dick butter

dick butter by omnipotentgirl January 18, 2004

Dick butter 

The sweaty build up of grimmy residue that creates a strong stink that grows over time

Matt:what's that smell

John:haven't showered in a while , must be my dick butter

Dick butter by Poop in the shower May 22, 2017

Dick Butter 

When you cum inside a girl's butt, or men if you play for the other team, and keep pounding until your ejaculate becomes lumpy like churning butter. You then extract the dick butter and put it on your morning toast alongside your orange juice.

Yo I got some leftover dick butter from last night if you want some.

I should've churned my dick butter longer, my toast is really soggy now.

Dick Butter by Juicy Pear Nut March 5, 2018

Dick Butter 

When u rub cum all over

A body like butter on

Bread

I like when he does dick butter to me

Dick Butter by Zavi Love December 20, 2015

dick butter 

wen a horny customer has exams and no girlfriend he has 3 tom hanks in a short period without washing his mushroom or the inside of his hood helmet a butterry substance forms and must be washed immediately before his jocks stink.

man i was a horndog this morning and wanking got out of hand....to lazy to scrub my helmet over the sink so next thing ya know dick butter was on the cards!

dick butter by Belgrove April 29, 2008