dick butler
A term used for the professional home assistant who cleans, sanctifies and stimulates his lords genitals.
dick butler by 8en February 18, 2005
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Dick Bugler
"Dude, Blackwell asked Hoon to compare sizes , Blackwell is a total Dick Bugler "
"my male genitalia is predominately a greater length and width than yours" - Said the Dick Bugler
"my male genitalia is predominately a greater length and width than yours" - Said the Dick Bugler
Dick Bugler by FannyCulo May 12, 2016
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dick butter
dick butter by omnipotentgirl January 18, 2004
Dick butter
Dick butter by Poop in the shower May 22, 2017
Dick Butter
When you cum inside a girl's butt, or men if you play for the other team, and keep pounding until your ejaculate becomes lumpy like churning butter. You then extract the dick butter and put it on your morning toast alongside your orange juice.
Yo I got some leftover dick butter from last night if you want some.
I should've churned my dick butter longer, my toast is really soggy now.
I should've churned my dick butter longer, my toast is really soggy now.
Dick Butter by Juicy Pear Nut March 5, 2018
Dick Butter
Dick Butter by Zavi Love December 20, 2015
dick butter
wen a horny customer has exams and no girlfriend he has 3 tom hanks in a short period without washing his mushroom or the inside of his hood helmet a butterry substance forms and must be washed immediately before his jocks stink.
man i was a horndog this morning and wanking got out of hand....to lazy to scrub my helmet over the sink so next thing ya know dick butter was on the cards!
dick butter by Belgrove April 29, 2008
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