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Butterdick 

That feeling when you're higher than Seth Rogan on 4/20 and your girl is riding you and you can only dead fish on the bed because your dick feels like it's a stick of butter that was microwaved for 10-15 seconds
Guys I had the best sex ever last night. She was on top and I had butterdick until I finished.
Butterdick by Goterps6969 November 13, 2017

Butterdick 

butt-'er-dick. The transvestite equivalent to "Butterface" A quick and humorous save upon accidentally checking out a cross-dresser, believing that he is a she.
"Anything butterdick!" (Anything but her dick)
Butterdick by D'Range March 4, 2009

Butterdick 

Usually used as an act of revenge. Butter Dicking somebody includes rubbing a stick of butter on your member, then rubbing your buttery member on the person (or something the person owns).
guy #1: "Theres something slimy on my car door handle"
guy #2: "Uh-oh, theres a note on your windshield that says 'You've been Butterdicked!'"
guy #1: "FML"
Butterdick by butterdicker April 19, 2009

Butterdick 

half-witted whore-wanna-being dankish pig
"What does Butterdick and a mo-ped have in common? They're both fun to ride till your friend see's you."
Butterdick by crackalackin March 6, 2008

Butterdick 

Similar to butterface for women/men, but particularly for describing men who have a good body and face, but their dick is disappointing.
"He's super cute and has a fit body, but his dick was just..... meh. Butterdick."
Butterdick by wutsgoodbitch January 10, 2016

Butterdick 

Handsome male with good body but a weird/short/ugly dick...
I finally went out with that hot footballer. Great body but his dick is 3 inches long and there's a mole that looks like an eye... He's a total butterdick.
Butterdick by Violetly N May 21, 2018