dick blast

the act of occupying the blast zone with one's genitals

Ben: "So Nate Dog, I hear you got some last night, hooked up with Elise, huh?"
Dan: "Yeah, give her a little bit of the squid?
Dylan: "Yeah, a little finger blast?"
Pat: "Nah, Nate Dog dick blasted the shit out of her last night."

by P. Ness Licur January 10, 2010

little dick bastard

Any man who drives around all day on a Harley or in a sueped up truck that is lifted enough to look like a monster truck. Often times they will sit in a driveway and rev there engines at 2:00am when everyone else is trying to sleep. One thing that is very important is the vehicle needs to be obnoxiously loud. Doing these super masculine things makes up for there small dick.

Extreme cases include things such as testicles hanging on a trucks trailer hitch or handle bars on a motorcycle that reach 3 feet in the air (making it extremely hard to drive, yet extremely masculine). These extreme cases fall in the subcategory of baby dick bastards (or BDB for short). A BDB's dick is extremely small, much like a baby carrot.

Jim was woken up at 3am by a little dick bastard reving his motorcycle up in the middle of the night.

by beeframen101 October 16, 2008

dick bastard

A mix between a sonovabitch and a lame-ass jerk. Usually found trying to impress people with non-existent knowledge, material possesions, etc. A wholly unlikable person because of his arrogent yet ignorant attitude.

"Hey cowboy, I have a big boat that I use to pick up the hottest chicks. I'm soooo smart."

"No, you sir, are a dick bastard."

by Pork King May 1, 2003

dick bastard

simply a dick without a father i.e a dildo. often used as an insult.

omg renee i was going through your room and i found this dick bastard here.

by thehora July 11, 2010

stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dick

when you nut in her ass

you stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dick

by Womanbeater455 August 10, 2017

dickblaster

People that vote down on perfectly dickblaster definitions of dickblasting.

Richard voted down the meaning of dickblaster. What a dickblaster.

by Richard_Blaster May 29, 2010

dickblasting

When you're having sexual intercourse, and you give the bitch a relentless onslaught of penis.

CAUTION: Often ends in injury

Wow, Shirley is sure walking funny due to all that dickblasting last night.

by MrFinkle12 January 20, 2016