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DickBlasted 

A wrestling term used to describe the indescribable way a human could physically dominate another superior human on the wrestling mat. Like at states when you cruise into the Semi-Finals confidently, but then you get Spear Doubled in the Finals 5 straight times.
“He was undefeated on the season, then he got DickBlasted in the PA State Finals.”
DickBlasted by Elfie Dillard April 28, 2019
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Dicklashed 

When a woman is under the total controll of a partener. It is the opposite of pussy whipped.
"She was so dicklashed she'd get up in the middle of the night to make him waffles."
Dicklashed by mckphilby October 6, 2009

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People that vote down on perfectly dickblaster definitions of dickblasting.
Richard voted down the meaning of dickblaster. What a dickblaster.

dickblasting 

When you're having sexual intercourse, and you give the bitch a relentless onslaught of penis.

CAUTION: Often ends in injury
Wow, Shirley is sure walking funny due to all that dickblasting last night.
dickblasting by MrFinkle12 January 20, 2016

dickblast 

When you’re having sex and decide to suddenly ram your dick into your partner’s asshole unannounced.
That bear Jerry met on Grindr dickblasted him so hard he developed anal fissures.
dickblast by Toob Boob June 14, 2020

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Having syphalis is really a dickblaster.
dickblaster by matrixx1 May 29, 2010

dickblister 

Do you remember the 2000's, when EVERYONE said "douchebag?"

This decade, these same douchebag people will be called "dickblisters."
John Mayer is, despite his best efforts, ultimately a dickblister.
dickblister by gabe3 December 10, 2009