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dickwasher 

n: Refers to a person's mouth.
Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.
dickwasher by Scott Free May 30, 2006

dicklash 

A stress injury to the neck caused by sucking dick or otherwise orally receiving a phallus.
Katharine: Ah! My neck has been killing me since last night!

Kevin: Did you go out with Long Dick Larry again? Girl, you better sue that cat for giving you dicklash!
dicklash by melidollabillz February 7, 2014

dickelshplink 

An easy and polite way to call someone a dick.
you little dickelshplink boy
dickelshplink by El is awesome! April 18, 2018

Dickrash 

In Seattle of 1989, Metallica played the song "Whiplash". After Kirk Hammett's guitar solo, James Hetfield was originally supposed to yell "WHIPLASH!". However, he instead yelled "DICKRASH!" which blew up all over the internet
Adrenaline starts to flow, you're thrashing all around. Acting like a maniac; DICKRASH!
Dickrash by DudeBroKowski March 26, 2022

dickbishop 

An insufferable cunt, douchebag, fuckface, or all around asshole.
"I swear to god these dickbishops are going to drive me over the edge."
dickbishop by Rizzen March 22, 2008

dickilish 

A person who is ticklish on their penis.
John: Why is Jerry laughing while in the bathroom?

Jimmy: Oh, he's jerking off and is dickilish.

John: makes sense.
dickilish by Jerryjohn June 2, 2014
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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