diatrob 

A very long text message. A long paragraph or longer message to someone.

I have been fighting on text with my girlfriend all day and she keeps sending me these DIATROBS thinking I wanna read them.

diatrob by Smashes1112 June 2, 2022

diatribe 

A neverending flow of words, phrases, sentences, and opinions from a speaker whose agenda was crystal clear in the first ten seconds of speech.

Did you hear Rush Limbaugh's diatribe on the war against drugs?

Fucking junkie ass hypocrite!

diatribe by Misanthropic71 March 24, 2008

Diatron 

A person who suffers from diabetes

Oh man did you know that Daniel is a Diatron!?

Diatron by GBA13 March 4, 2008

diatrocious

Combination of diabolical and atrocious.

Tony: Did you see Di Rossi miss his penalty kick last night?

Oscar: My God, it was diatrocious.

diatrocious by Bobby B Snr April 10, 2008

diatribe 

an entire tribe of people who have diabetes

look at ye’s tweet abt colin kaepernick when he talks abt a diatribe it’s wack man

diatribe by wackbitch October 3, 2018

diatribe 

A small, cave-dwelling fish found in some parts of Mexico. Originally thought to be extinct, small colonies continue to be discovered. Very little is known about how these fish live, but constant inbreeding caused by extreme isolation has taken its toll on their physical and mental aptitude. This is one of the reasons scientists believe the diatribe population is so small.

"As far a mating goes, only a few of these diatribes seem to have the physical ability and desire to understand what it is they are supposed to be doing. It's fascinating, but also quite sad."--Scientist

diatribe by Threevle February 4, 2010

diatribolical 

Crystal clear speech or rhetoric that is diabolical or evil in nature.

Hitler's diatribolical speeches inspired hatred among his followers.

diatribolical by matatre February 16, 2013