A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and
happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that
may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.
The
father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love
Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for
children of his own age group.