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diarromit 

Diarromit describes the combination of two horrific stomach ailments, diarrhea and vomit. Following an exceptionally foul-smelling bowel movement, one is so nauseated by the stench that she has no choice but to immediately vomit.

One who has just experienced diarromit often has to switch back and forth between sitting on the toilet and standing to turn around and vomit. In unfortunate cases, the mix of diarromit in the toilet water may splash back up on the person's face, further prolonging the cycle.
After eating that Polish hot dog from the cafe in the casino lobby, I got so sick that I was stuck in the bathroom with diarromit for half an hour.
diarromit by leigh jc January 27, 2006

exsplosive diarrea 

diarrea that when you sit down on the crapper tends to,with massive force,expel itself and otherwise "explodes" out of your ass.
dude yesterday i had taco bell and it gave me exsplosive diarrea.

Diarretard

A person or individual who's intelligence ranks them beneath one who is retarded.
Person 1: "Man, Jenny is so hot, but she is so incredibly stupid. I wonder how she remembers to breathe. She is a diarretard"

Person 2: "Yes she is. Please pass me the meth."

Adj: Diarretarded
Diarretard by Chin Killa January 13, 2011

Diarrhexia 

a disorder in which the sufferer attempts to lose weight by using laxatives. The disorder is characterized by extremely low body weight, distorted body image, an obsessive fear of gaining weight, and an aching rear from over exposure to acidic feces.
I have to go to my diarrhexia support group today and talk about my constant use of laxatives to lose weight. Our motto is: "My problems ain't shit!"
Diarrhexia by TOOKAY March 14, 2010

Diarreaism 

A religion/belief only worshipped by 10% of people in the world's population. It lists simple ideas of peace between people on earth to the idea of being able to walk around without the use of shoes. People who study this religion worship thainte who is seen as a supreme God. The reason this is not a popular religion is because it is not well known. It has only been around for about 15 years. The founders of this religion were in their mid-20's and they were hiking in the mountains. While they were hiking, they met a god. They asked him what his name was and he replied with "thainte." He told them to go and spread the word of diarreaism and as a reward he would grant them peace within their soul and wisdom within their minds.
Sarah: what is your religion?
Alex: My religion is Diarreaism
Sarah:I've never heard of that before!

Alex: yeah it's only worshipped by 10% of the worlds population!
Diarreaism by Happyworldpeace November 9, 2015

diarrea buddy 

When you and your friends have diarrea and shit on the floor, and use it to make a snowman
"oh my gosh, why does it smell like there's a diarrea buddy out of the toilet?"
"I was bored"