diarrhea'r

How your Italian or Jewish grandmother pronounces "diarrhea"

"If you drink all of the pineapple juice, you're going to give yourself diarrhea'r"
"Did you have diarrhea'r"

by jpmonster April 4, 2016

diarrhea residue

The leftover fecal matter that floats around after your first flush of the toilet.

ex. I had some diarrhea residue floating around after the first flush, I had to flush twice

by Marc D June 4, 2006

[Diarrhea Roulette]

The act of walking around nervous that an unsuspectingfart may be the one loaded with a diarrhea bullet. Not to be confused with a shart, this is a full blast of watery shit that will ruin undergarments.

"I ate 20 hot wings last night and drank shitty beer." "I walked around playing diarrhea roulette all day, until the chamber had one in it." "I had to throw the underwear out!"

by STROMVADER September 30, 2013

Diarrhea Red

The color of a persons hair; whether they are born with the hair color or if it is chemically colored.

Hey everyone, I just ate some greasy fish, and shit it out diarrhea red; like Danny's hair color.

by mr. mojo rpsgt November 11, 2011

Reverse Diarrhea

When you go take a dumb/crap/shit and your shit hits the water hard enough so the water ends up going up and the water touches your ass.

Bob: Well my day is ruined!
Jack: Why?
Bob: I had reverse diarrhea
Jack: wtf is that?
Bob: Its when you go shit and your shit lands in the water really hard and the water splashes against your ass.

by Junsquared December 31, 2011

resting diarrhea face

The unfortunate facial expression that appears when an otherwise relaxed man or a woman has to make explosive diarrhea.

Swinging in side by side hammocks under the palm trees and sipping pina coladas was sublime, until Mark noticed Karin's resting diarrhea face.

by JugsRedAss May 25, 2018

Rank Diarrhea

Diarrhea that is so disgusting, so repulsive, so foul, and rank that it should be left to the imagination.

Cleaning the rank diarrhea out of my toilet was harder than cleaning the seamen out of my fleshlight.

by Mystical_Voodoo October 29, 2020