Diarreia 

Too much Taco Bell

John: Damn have you seen that pipe burning upstairs?
Joe: yes that’s Mike having diarreia after Taco Bell

Diarreia by Cocoa Mustache April 7, 2022

Diarrealization 

That moment when you are on the toilet and you realize that this will be no normal #2. You wait a second and blam! Diarrhea.

Dude I totally had diarrealization last night on the john, scariest moment ever

Diarrealization by Griffin_Post January 20, 2011

diarreastic 

When a fart smells and sounds like diarrhea.

Mike: *blarp*
Bill: That was the most diarreastic fart I've ever heard!

diarreastic by PocketCalculator April 17, 2014

diarrealize 

The moment you first realize that you may have diarrhea.Clues can be cramping,churning stomach or a really wet fart.

Now that I've shit myself,I diarrealize that I may have a stomach virus.

diarrealize by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011

exsplosive diarrea 

diarrea that when you sit down on the crapper tends to,with massive force,expel itself and otherwise "explodes" out of your ass.

dude yesterday i had taco bell and it gave me exsplosive diarrea.

exsplosive diarrea by that guy who lives in under th November 17, 2009

Diarretard

A person or individual who's intelligence ranks them beneath one who is retarded.

Person 1: "Man, Jenny is so hot, but she is so incredibly stupid. I wonder how she remembers to breathe. She is a diarretard"

Person 2: "Yes she is. Please pass me the meth."

Adj: Diarretarded

Diarretard by Chin Killa January 13, 2011

Diarreaism 

A religion/belief only worshipped by 10% of people in the world's population. It lists simple ideas of peace between people on earth to the idea of being able to walk around without the use of shoes. People who study this religion worship thainte who is seen as a supreme God. The reason this is not a popular religion is because it is not well known. It has only been around for about 15 years. The founders of this religion were in their mid-20's and they were hiking in the mountains. While they were hiking, they met a god. They asked him what his name was and he replied with "thainte." He told them to go and spread the word of diarreaism and as a reward he would grant them peace within their soul and wisdom within their minds.

Sarah: what is your religion?
Alex: My religion is Diarreaism
Sarah:I've never heard of that before!

Alex: yeah it's only worshipped by 10% of the worlds population!

Diarreaism by Happyworldpeace November 9, 2015