Youre taking a huge dump, like a hyperloop train coming out of your ass, and it feels so good, unless its bad, thats its not good. But that shit just feels so fast.
John: I got some good diarreha.
Dan: SHIT! GO TO THE BATHROOM, IDIOT!
when you're not supposed to say something about someone or something in particular in front of certain people and you just happen to have an emotional slip of your tongue.
My dad made me mad and I said lots of things I'll regret for my entire life. I had a verbal diarreha
when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly
A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks
A condition in which someone talks so much shit, that it's like they have diarrhea of the mouth. They also have a permanent smudge of diarrhea on their lip.
The act of giving anal sex to such a sex starved bitch that even while having an extreme case of diarrhea shes is down to have her ass gaped by one or numerous pork swords.
I asked that hoe what are you up to tonight, in reply she said I am extremely hungry I asked if she was down for a crave case and some anal so after about a dozen sliders i took her home and gave her some good old fashion diarrheanal.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.