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diarrheanal 

The act of giving anal sex to such a sex starved bitch that even while having an extreme case of diarrhea shes is down to have her ass gaped by one or numerous pork swords.
I asked that hoe what are you up to tonight, in reply she said I am extremely hungry I asked if she was down for a crave case and some anal so after about a dozen sliders i took her home and gave her some good old fashion diarrheanal.

Why buy lube when you can produce shit.
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Diarrheal 

Something that is related to diarrhea. It uses the prefix "al" that means something related to the word it was added. (E.G Anal means something related to the anus)
"I will explode this place. Not nuclear, but diarrheal."
Diarrheal by CarterSmith September 18, 2023

diarrheadonalds

A disgusting, sick-nasty, fastfood chain restaurant that gives you the runs for days and bloody, explosive diarrhea. Also sponsor of the Oklahoma Thunder Thighs.
Chewbacca: JT... is that poop running down your leg?
JT: Diarrheadonalds.. you let me down again.
diarrheadonalds by aggabagga1234 January 2, 2011

diarrheaface

noun:
for when calling a colleague poopface does not suffice

verb:
used as a threat
NOUN: "OMG I can't believe you said that. You are such a poopface"

"Yeah well you're a diarrheaface"

VERB: "Get out the way. Or Imma diarrhea on yo face"
diarrheaface by diarrheaface September 12, 2011

Diarrheaness 

To do something while dropping, taking, taking, or detonating diarrhea.
Harry thanked Joel with great diarrheaness
Diarrheaness by TheCameraMan April 16, 2020

diarrheasclonogy tantrum 

Diarrheasclonogy Tantrum is a rare but very devastating disease where an autistic human reaches it's peak of anger and let it all out while the autistic human throws tamper tantrums at anyone it also gets a very very bad diarrhea at the same time and vomits like as if it was kissing another french man after sex with a mexican taco this disease is also very embarrassing as if you do not use the toilet within 0.009 milliseconds your blood pressure starts to boil to the point where it starts to spell the word "Oh shit" on your arm there are special medicines to calm this outrageous disease such as the Toilet tide Pods and others there are symptoms if the disease like these examples 1.your ass becomes itchy like as if you want to shove a lawnmower up your anus 2.you start to become horny to a Rat,toilet bowls,fans and detergent
3.you will start to feel very aggressive towards your own clothing these are only some of the symptoms of Diarrheasclonogy Tantrum if you do have the following symptoms go to your nearest rapist and conduct the Ass Ripping widening replacement surgery
Person 1:Oh my god that child is having a diarrhea and vomiting at the same time he also looks very angry by the way he is choking that waitress
Person 2:That child must have the Diarrheasclonogy Tantrum disease! Someone call the plumber!
diarrheasclonogy tantrum by Who_U? January 24, 2019

diarrheatarded 

an offensive term for those times when you have the shits so fuckin bad you shit your fuckin brains out and get all stupid and shit.

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"
"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"
diarrheatarded by pissant bulge March 21, 2023
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