diarearing 

to have loose and wet stool

Dammit get the immodium Todd is diarearing again.

diarearing by havanacigr February 17, 2008

Diapering 

Diapering: The act of changing, taking off, putting on diapers. The process of changing a diaper.

While at the local park, I observed two young mothers diapering their babies.

Diapering by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 24, 2006

Diapering 

The act of wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper in order to make your upper body less constricted. This is usually done while drinking copious amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon or other inexpensive beers in an ocean or lake.

We had a blast on JB's boat the other day. We were just diapering all day in the lake ripping Blue Ribbons.

Diapering by sillyrascal August 24, 2010

Double diapering

The process of putting two diapers on a baby or child, rather than one. Mothers who use cloth diapers on their children quite often use the option of 'double diapering'.

At the dayhome double diapering was always done for naptime, and night-time.

Double diapering by Lorraine Jorgenson. September 8, 2006

Diabeating your kids

When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.

Mom to already obese kid: Now what do you want for dinner? McDonald's, KFC, or Pizza Hut?

Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!

Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!

Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.

Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?

Obese Kid: Yeah....

Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.

Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!

Diabeating your kids by Unfortunate Truth July 10, 2012

diahreahing 

(V) The process of expulsion of feces from the body when one has diarrhea.

She was diahreahing all night.

diahreahing by Allie Rolston April 18, 2008

Combination diapering

Combination diapering is the process of using both cloth and disposable diapers in ones home. A combination of the two types of diapers.

Mrs. Smith always opted for combination diapering with her children when they were babies.

For the first several weeks after my children's birth, I chose combination diapering.

Combination diapering by Lorraine Jorgenson. February 11, 2007