Immodium
It is a Bluetooth butt plug for sticky situations. Mostly used in a pinch when shit wants to explosively leave your ass.
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Immodium Challenge
A situation in which without taking Immodium, you will almost certainly shit yourself. Examples include situations of fear, embarrassment or extreme laughter in which you lose control over your bowels.
Man, I wish I popped an immodium because I diarrhea'd all over myself and the audience while walking the tightrope. That was true immodium challenge.
Immodium Challenge by matlin September 30, 2007
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Imodium
Eugene: Lordy, Yancy, why the hell are you grinning so big?
Yancy: I haven't pooped in eight days!
Eugene: Really, why is that?
Yancy: I killed a couple of bottles of Imodium last week. *wink*
Eugene: Oh.
Yancy: I haven't pooped in eight days!
Eugene: Really, why is that?
Yancy: I killed a couple of bottles of Imodium last week. *wink*
Eugene: Oh.
Imodium by Pissant Fuckwad April 23, 2010
Imodium Maneuver
(n) A technique where one decides not to cheat on his or her significant other by feigning an oncoming outbreak of diarrhea. The Imodium Maneuver allows one to save face and remain loyal to his or her significant other without insulting the other party or parties.
Pat was in a hot tub full of strippers and totally wanted to cheat, but then he used the Imodium Maneuver. The girls weren't insulted and he excused himself - everything was cool.
Imodium Maneuver by ColbertEagle November 3, 2010
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)