diareading 

a shit with glasses and a book

Wow! Janice came out of the bathroom and told me she found a diareading!

diareading by donkeybuttjohnson July 1, 2017

Diabeating your kids

When parents feed their young children, who do not know better or aren't given any healthy options, pure crap, resulting in juvenile onset diabetes. This should be considered child abuse.

Mom to already obese kid: Now what do you want for dinner? McDonald's, KFC, or Pizza Hut?

Obese Kid:We already had Pizza Hut for breakfast, and KFC for lunch, so let's go to McDonald's!

Mom to already obese kid: Ok, well get whatever you like sweetie!

Obese Kid: I want two double bacon cheese burgers, a large chocolate shake, and a large Coke.

Mom: Are you sure that's enough honey?

Obese Kid: Yeah....

Mom to Drive-Thru Attendant: He's going to need more than that, make that 4 double bacon cheeseburgers, and a large fry, large milkshake, and large Coke.

Drive-Thru Attendant: Damn lady! You should stop diabeating your kids!

Diabeating your kids by Unfortunate Truth July 10, 2012

diahreahing 

(V) The process of expulsion of feces from the body when one has diarrhea.

She was diahreahing all night.

diahreahing by Allie Rolston April 18, 2008

diarearing 

to have loose and wet stool

Dammit get the immodium Todd is diarearing again.

diarearing by havanacigr February 17, 2008

Diabeating 

Divine punishment dispensed by the Lord himself when you forget to take your insulin jab/diabetes medication. Chance of survival is confirmed to be extremely low - like the person's blood sugar levels.

An example of a gentleman's impending Diabeating -

"Work's over! Time to leave the office I gue--"

*sudden realisation that diabetes medication was not taken*

"I had a good run."

Diabeating by Mr. Loremaster March 3, 2020

diarrheading 

v.- Diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement.

Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.

(spoken in frustration and addressing the bathroom door) "I know you drank too many belgian quadruples last night Steve, but you've been diarrheading in there for at least half an hour already"!!!

diarrheading by demar77 March 10, 2010

dreading 

Drinking while reading

<Wayne> Hey, how did Charles Dickens die?
<Pokey) Well I'm not really sure, but I heard he was infamous for dreading...

dreading by dunce976 October 16, 2008