v.- Diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement.
Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.
Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.
(spoken in frustration and addressing the bathroom door) "I know you drank too many belgian quadruples last night Steve, but you've been diarrheading in there for at least half an hour already"!!!
by demar77 March 10, 2010
(diarrhea + head) brother of shithead. they are the ones that create shitty things unexpectedly and at the last minute.
d - how many fuckers are going?
e - let s say, around ten shitheads...or fifteen for back up plan.
d - that s a lot of shitheads in one place!! you think (name of bar) is the right size?
e - yep - only in small places u can really smell shit. let's say 10 for now, but u know extra number is reserved to diarrhead ppl. we never know what's going on their mind...they tend to show up at the last min!
e - let s say, around ten shitheads...or fifteen for back up plan.
d - that s a lot of shitheads in one place!! you think (name of bar) is the right size?
e - yep - only in small places u can really smell shit. let's say 10 for now, but u know extra number is reserved to diarrhead ppl. we never know what's going on their mind...they tend to show up at the last min!
by the emilio October 18, 2010
When you have a horrible case of diarrhoea but you just can't put down the latest hunger games book, so you try to read while your insides splurge out of you, usually getting large amounts of excrement on the book in the process.
Man 1: Hey man, you sounded pretty sick last night.
Man 2: Yeah, but I managed to do some Diarrheading.
Man 1: Which book?
Man 2: The first Twilight book.
Man 1: Oh, good thinking. That book is already full of shit, a little more wouldn't change it.
Man 2: Yeah, but I managed to do some Diarrheading.
Man 1: Which book?
Man 2: The first Twilight book.
Man 1: Oh, good thinking. That book is already full of shit, a little more wouldn't change it.
by DiarrheadingBitch December 23, 2019