v.- Diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement.
Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.
Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.
(spoken in frustration and addressing the bathroom door) "I know you drank too many belgian quadruples last night Steve, but you've been diarrheading in there for at least half an hour already"!!!
by demar77 March 10, 2010
Get the diarrheading mug.When you have a horrible case of diarrhoea but you just can't put down the latest hunger games book, so you try to read while your insides splurge out of you, usually getting large amounts of excrement on the book in the process.
Man 1: Hey man, you sounded pretty sick last night.
Man 2: Yeah, but I managed to do some Diarrheading.
Man 1: Which book?
Man 2: The first Twilight book.
Man 1: Oh, good thinking. That book is already full of shit, a little more wouldn't change it.
Man 2: Yeah, but I managed to do some Diarrheading.
Man 1: Which book?
Man 2: The first Twilight book.
Man 1: Oh, good thinking. That book is already full of shit, a little more wouldn't change it.
by DiarrheadingBitch December 23, 2019
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Get the Diarrheating mug.A: Hey, got my message regarding about the dinner I made last night?
B: Yeah mom, I was diarrhexting to people including you. Try cooking better next time.
B: Yeah mom, I was diarrhexting to people including you. Try cooking better next time.
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Get the diarrheadonalds mug.After eating all that tikka masala, my stomach didn't feel so good, and then when I sneezed in the shower, I ended up diarrheezing all over. Took me an hour to clean. Took some Tilex to get that shit off.
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