diabeatit

when you jerk off and try and finish before the insulin kicks in

if i was the black guy on con air, i would have diabeatit

by anonymous June 22, 2019

Crusty Diabetic

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.

So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.

by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

diabetits

When it is so cold that your nipples are consequently sharp to the point where they can prick your finger in order to check your blood sugar.

"Man you're crazy if you go outside without a jacket, you'll for sure get diabetits!"

by just your average ginger March 5, 2013

type one diabetic

Type one diabetics are the coolest. People try to break their pancreas to be like us.

Woah! Look at Lauren. She's a type one diabetic! She does 5 shots a day and pokes her finger 8 times each and every day! I wish I was as cool as her!
diabadass

by LaurenB789 November 22, 2015

diabeetis

A mispronouncing of the word diabetes made popular by former actor Wilford Brimley in a series of TV commercials for the diabetes testing supply company Liberty Medical. Further made popular by the youtube video "Wilford Brimley-the beetis" where various clips taken from all the Liberty Medical commercials are mixed and put to a beat.

"If you have diabeetis, think again"-Wilford Brimley

by omg bacon October 16, 2007

diabesity

The unfortunate combination of obesity and diabetes. Also called "odiabesity."

Too many chocolate covered potato chips can lead to diabesity.

Deep-fried Oreos are common risk factors for the medical condition known as diabesity.

by Seth Red-Pen November 9, 2013

Diabeat-off

When a fat person gives a handjob.

Gee, Dawson's mom is so fat, she gives a nice diabeat-off.

by Cpt. StickyFingers May 10, 2014