/ˌdīəˈbētēz/
Noun:
A disorder of the brain causing an excessive need for new music, which produces large amounts of adrenaline or positive emotions. It can occur at any age, but it is most often diagnosed in teens, or young adults.
The theory is currently that the body experiences a new song, mix, or playlist that contains way too many awesome beats, which causes an instant transmittance. The exact cause has not been proven, but it is often suspected of being EDM (Electronic Dance Music) such as House, Electronic/Dance, or Dubstep which have a high spread rate. It is not limited to these niches however, and there have been cases of other genres such as Hip-Hop producing signs of the disease.
Daily injections of beats via headphones or speakers are needed to sustain the affected, or strong withdrawal symptoms may occur. It is unknown if there is a permanent cure at this time.
Noun:
A disorder of the brain causing an excessive need for new music, which produces large amounts of adrenaline or positive emotions. It can occur at any age, but it is most often diagnosed in teens, or young adults.
The theory is currently that the body experiences a new song, mix, or playlist that contains way too many awesome beats, which causes an instant transmittance. The exact cause has not been proven, but it is often suspected of being EDM (Electronic Dance Music) such as House, Electronic/Dance, or Dubstep which have a high spread rate. It is not limited to these niches however, and there have been cases of other genres such as Hip-Hop producing signs of the disease.
Daily injections of beats via headphones or speakers are needed to sustain the affected, or strong withdrawal symptoms may occur. It is unknown if there is a permanent cure at this time.
Person 1: Hey how are you feeling after that club last night? That DJ was AWESOME!
Person 2: Too good. I think I overdosed on ridiculous music, so I saw my doctor and he said now I have Diabeaties.
Person 1: Yea somewhere between Ultra Music Festival, Holy-Ship, Electric Zoo, Dayglow, and Electric Daisy Carnival I caught the same thing.
Person 2: Too good. I think I overdosed on ridiculous music, so I saw my doctor and he said now I have Diabeaties.
Person 1: Yea somewhere between Ultra Music Festival, Holy-Ship, Electric Zoo, Dayglow, and Electric Daisy Carnival I caught the same thing.
by 11th Level May 17, 2012
Get the Diabeaties mug.When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)
Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.
One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.
Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!
by Mandi Harmony September 9, 2016
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When your pancreas doesnt work at all, but it IS NOT your fault. Type 1 is when you are not a fat ass and eat yourself sick. Its when your body goes apeshit crazy and kills itself staring with your pancreas. funnnnnnn, eh?
by MadiMay August 23, 2011
Get the Type 1 Diabetes mug.The kind of diabetes you're stuck with for life and get out of sheer bad luck. Since only 10% of diabetics fall into this category, it is also known as the type of diabetes nobody knows or gives a shit about.
1)
Me (eating salad after workout): Well, yes but it's Type 1 Diabetes and I manage it quite well.
Jackass (eating Doritos and Mt. Dew): That sucks, you really should've made healthier choices.
Me: You're right. Next time I'll pick a better pancreas.
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Jackass: $50 Gazillion was spent on creating a way to solve the diabetes problem in our country, you should be happy!
Me: All of that money will be spent on trying to keep fat people out of McDonalds.
Me (eating salad after workout): Well, yes but it's Type 1 Diabetes and I manage it quite well.
Jackass (eating Doritos and Mt. Dew): That sucks, you really should've made healthier choices.
Me: You're right. Next time I'll pick a better pancreas.
2)
Jackass: $50 Gazillion was spent on creating a way to solve the diabetes problem in our country, you should be happy!
Me: All of that money will be spent on trying to keep fat people out of McDonalds.
by osm0sis May 15, 2011
Get the Type 1 Diabetes mug.A disease the fucking eats ass. It’s a cycle of blood tests, needles, low BG, disgusting hypo treatments, hospital appointments, emergency calls to Medtronic because their sensors are shit, high BG, going to conferences where ‘experts’ tell u crap you already know, pretending to actually care every time ur parents tell u to check ur active insulin, literally being told by teachers to turn ur pump down, always needing a bag with u to carry ur shit that keeps u alive, set changes, being asked wtf ur pump is, your kids having a 50% chance of having the same thing, scarred tissue, waking up in the night because ur being force fed orange juice, having to take ages to go through airport security, being asked ‘so what can’t you eat’, everyone presuming u have type two, having an even bigger risk of heart disease going blind or having a foot amputated, having a low immune system so getting colds all the goddamn time, barely remembering wat it’s lyk to be normal and living with this knowing there’s no way it will end because ur stuck like this the rest of your life.
by Ligament October 22, 2017
Get the TYPE 1 diabetes mug.When it is so cold that your nipples are consequently sharp to the point where they can prick your finger in order to check your blood sugar.
by just your average ginger March 5, 2013
Get the diabetits mug.A mispronouncing of the word diabetes made popular by former actor Wilford Brimley in a series of TV commercials for the diabetes testing supply company Liberty Medical. Further made popular by the youtube video "Wilford Brimley-the beetis" where various clips taken from all the Liberty Medical commercials are mixed and put to a beat.
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