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Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants
Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.
Dick Poacher by will bitten December 4, 2016
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Big Judah Dick (BJD) 

Sacred, Semitic Dick inherited through Jewish ancestry. To be considered one of these chosen few, you must be at least 9.5 inches long, and have a girth of 7 inches or more.
Shonda approached a whiteboi in the club. "What size ya packing?" "I got a Big Judah Dick (BJD)." "A what?" "Big Judah Dick, homegirl." "Whats dat?" "A dick big enough to make you want to be Jewish by Injection."
Big Judah Dick (BJD) by Mastigos89 November 15, 2017

Werewolf's Dick 

When pubic hair runs all along the shaft of some dude's dick resembling that of a Werewolf and/or some other hairy animal.
Don was stripped down naked when he passed out at the party around 12am. Everyone was laughing at his Werewolf's Dick.
Werewolf's Dick by will bitten March 22, 2017

Dick Binge 

When a woman has gone a long period of time without Cock for whatever reason she then goes on a Dick Binge. Akin to the Binge Drinker who pounds down pints on the weekend.
Olivia was hesitant to get back into the dating scene after her divorce. But after one good reaming to rewire her brain she now goes on a Friday-Sunday Dick Binge!
Dick Binge by will bitten August 17, 2017

dick metrics

Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.
"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."
dick metrics by MomFatale October 31, 2014

Gourd Dick

A penis that has bumps and bruises from fudge packing tranny's with Kristy Crust and corn. The ball sack also have bumps or cauliflower like growths.

The length can vary but most are short and curved. Giving the appearance of a gourd.
Dude look at my gourd dick. Nice looking pickle stick.

Has Kristy ever road your gourd dick? Yes she love the bend.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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