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doitsuism
A religion that worships the Hetalia character Germany, or Lord Doitsu. "Shine bright like a doitsu" The religion represents all love for Doitsu, wurst, beer, cleaning, and potatoes. We are all potatoes. Followers of Doistuism call theirselves Doitsuists.
doitsuism by PotatoBastardo July 15, 2014
Doitsu
1. Japanese/Romaji word for Germany.
2. Common nickname for Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt from the anime, Hetalia: Axis Powers
3. Doitsu isn't just the Japenese word for Germany - oh, no. It is so much more . Doitsu is the reason we live, the reason we breathe. Without Doitsu, we'd be dead; nothing. Doitsu has the power to do anything. Once you become a Doitsu, you have achieved everything in life. Get stopped by the police? Tell them you're a Doitsu, and they'll back the fuck off. Your house getting burgled? Just let those assholes take one good look at your Doitsu face and they'll drop dead. Doitsu is everything. Everything that you have ever know. Only the best of the best can become a Doitsu."
2. Common nickname for Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt from the anime, Hetalia: Axis Powers
3. Doitsu isn't just the Japenese word for Germany - oh, no. It is so much more . Doitsu is the reason we live, the reason we breathe. Without Doitsu, we'd be dead; nothing. Doitsu has the power to do anything. Once you become a Doitsu, you have achieved everything in life. Get stopped by the police? Tell them you're a Doitsu, and they'll back the fuck off. Your house getting burgled? Just let those assholes take one good look at your Doitsu face and they'll drop dead. Doitsu is everything. Everything that you have ever know. Only the best of the best can become a Doitsu."
Doitsu
Doitsu is a simply indescribable thing. Doitsu is our sole survival, the very reason we thrive on this circle which is the Earth. Doitsu is the ultimate form, the awesome being we all strive to become. Doitsu is the twinkling stars in our darkest nights; Doitsu is the tiny spark in a cold expanse of icy emptiness; Doitsu is our single red cardinal flash in a bleak white winter. Doitsu is the one who protects us; He is the one who loves us; He is the one to save us. He is the unbelievably beautiful figure of which we all wish we could be, which we all hope to be one day. It is every person's dream, whether recognized or unrecognized by those people, to become a Doitsu one day. We all wish with a strong power in our souls to be a Doitsu or at least become Doitsu in somebody's eyes. a Doitsu is somebody we truly love with all of the weak human strength in our hearts.
Ditsoon
Ditsoon is a transliteration of the italian word "Tizzone" (ember-coal) , precisely from a southern dialect "Tizzun". It was used in a Soprano's episode by Tony to address an african-american
Tony Soprano: What I mean is we're Italian?
Noah Tannenbaum: Oh, my dad is Jewish and my mother's family is African American.
Tony Soprano: Tanenbaum. Right. But on your application to Columbia, you didn't check Jewish did you?
Noah Tannenbaum: No. They can't ask about religious affiliation.
Tony Soprano: Oh, right...right...o' course. What'd you check?
Noah Tannenbaum: African American.
Tony Soprano: So we do understand each other; you're a ditsoon.
Noah Tannenbaum: Excuse me?
Tony Soprano: Charcoal Briquette...a mulignan.
Noah Tannenbaum: What's your problem?
Tony Soprano: I think you know what my problem is. You see your little friend up there. She didn't do you any favors bringing you into this house. Now I dunno what the fuck she was thinkin', we'll get to that later. See I got business associates who are black and they don't want my son with their daughters and I don't want their sons with mine.
Noah Tannenbaum: Fuck you!
Tony Soprano: See, that's the kind o' thing I'm hopin' to avoid. So when my little girl comes down the stairs, you're gonna say how nice it was to meet me, then you're gonna go drop her off at school and you're gonna say Goodbye.
Noah Tannenbaum: Oh, my dad is Jewish and my mother's family is African American.
Tony Soprano: Tanenbaum. Right. But on your application to Columbia, you didn't check Jewish did you?
Noah Tannenbaum: No. They can't ask about religious affiliation.
Tony Soprano: Oh, right...right...o' course. What'd you check?
Noah Tannenbaum: African American.
Tony Soprano: So we do understand each other; you're a ditsoon.
Noah Tannenbaum: Excuse me?
Tony Soprano: Charcoal Briquette...a mulignan.
Noah Tannenbaum: What's your problem?
Tony Soprano: I think you know what my problem is. You see your little friend up there. She didn't do you any favors bringing you into this house. Now I dunno what the fuck she was thinkin', we'll get to that later. See I got business associates who are black and they don't want my son with their daughters and I don't want their sons with mine.
Noah Tannenbaum: Fuck you!
Tony Soprano: See, that's the kind o' thing I'm hopin' to avoid. So when my little girl comes down the stairs, you're gonna say how nice it was to meet me, then you're gonna go drop her off at school and you're gonna say Goodbye.
Ditsoon by goodfella68 May 21, 2018
Doitsu
A word meaning Germany in Japanese, often used by fans of Hetalia.
Doitsu just doesn't mean Germany though. It means you have great power. Doitsu is shining bright.
Doitsu ist fabulous
Doitsu is love
Doitsu is life
Doitsu just doesn't mean Germany though. It means you have great power. Doitsu is shining bright.
Doitsu ist fabulous
Doitsu is love
Doitsu is life
Doitsu by Hetalian Derp Kitty February 13, 2015
Doitsu
Doitsu is the reason kids sleep peacefully at night when they are older. Doitsu scares off all the night demons that creep into our rooms. His pistol is alway by his side, ready to defend those who need doitsu's help. Doitsu also scares off over protective, foxy grandparents that show up at night to see how beautiful theur grandchildren have grown.
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