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doitsuism 

Doitsuism is a fan-made religion based and surrounding the show, Hetalia's character, Doitsu, or better off known as Germany. People who follow this religion may call themselves 'Doitsuists'. The religion's anthem is 'Shine Bright Like a Doitsu', as you may have guessed is an adaption of 'Shine Bright Like a Diamond'. The laws of Doitsuism my be found on the Doitsuism Wiki page.

It is important for Doitsuists to hail the all mighty potato and respect tomatoes as well. It is prohibited to insult other people's ships, even if you, yourself dislike them. Any evil (The Eye-Browed One and his Creatures) may be warded off by 20 hail Doitsus, which are push-ups.
In order to find out if one is truly a follower of doitsuism, gently say to them, 'shine bright'. If they reply with 'like a doistu', they are most likely a follower. If not, they may regard you as crazy. -taken off the Doitsuism wiki
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Doitsuism 

A fake religion based off of the hetalia character Germany , Ludwig Beilschmidt

Hetalia is a show about human countries in a silly , sarcastic setting
This was big between the year 2010 and 2018

Doitsuism has 25 rules as for what we know from the wiki

You can find the doitsuism religion by searching "Doitsuism Hetalia" on Google, im sure you will see some stuff.
Italy:" Doitsu ,doitsu! They made a religion about you, Doitsuism ! Vee~"
Germany:" Was..?"
Doitsuism by Lovitomato September 5, 2022
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