dewied

getting absolutely floored by a motorized vehicle, whilst under the influence.

did you see that guy on the news??

no, what happened?
he got absolutely dewied, tried to walk across a freeway

dewied by jonasv17 May 31, 2022

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Control Denied

A kick-ass Technical Progressive Power Metal band from Florida,formed by Death's vocalist/guitarist,Chuck Schuldiner(R.I.P.) and many other talented musicians such as Steve DiGiorgio and Richard Christy.

"Man,that Control Denied album kicked my ass with their serious music."

Control Denied by MetalNewbie November 15, 2004

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credit card denied

When you go to purchase something with a credit card, and you're notified that it's not going through. Usually due to an expired card or you're over the limit.

Waitress: "Sorry sir. Credit card denied."

Diner: "Oh, crap."

credit card denied by yes juanito yes October 17, 2014

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Tied and Denied

When a girl ties you up and turns you on, but denies you from reaching orgasm.

She tied my wrists behind the back of the chair and tied my ankles to each front leg of the chair. She looked stunningly beautiful in her black nightgown. I was completely naked and my fully erect cock was throbbing in anticipation of what she would do next.

She leaned over and kissed me on the lips. She reached down with her hand and smiled as she began slowly stroking my cock while her face was inches from mine. She quickened her pace, stroking me rapidly. I was so close to cumming! But then, she suddenly stopped. She stood up straight, shook her head, wagged her finger at me, laughed, turned around, and walked out the bedroom door. She had left me tied and denied.

Tied and Denied by GirlsTyingUpGuys March 7, 2022