dewaddict

A type of person, usually a cute man who over indulges on the exquisite taste of Mountain Dew. A dewaddict is usually also a very kind and caring person who respects all things in nature and could be a potential partner in life.

Person 1: Hey see that hottie over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total dewaddict!

by Azzy Dreemurr January 10, 2019

Daddict

Male version of mombie. Short for Dad-addict as in someone who is obsessed or addicted to talking about their child and basically incapable of discussing anything else.

Dave used to be a cool guy who hung out with friends, was informed about current events, and actually had a life. But once he had a kid, his life became all about the child. He became a daddict. #SoSad #HaveYouHeardOfCondoms?

by 8MileKile June 2, 2018

deaddick

the better alternative to deadass

bro i’m being deaddick rn

by imbeingdeaddickfr February 16, 2019

Deaddickation

When you have to jerk off at least 3-7 times a day. Before work, after work. (even if you are running late) Before the gym, after the gym. Before mowing the grass, after mowing the grass. Before sex....the problem is you jerked off so many times now that your partner wants to have sex , in result you are just stuck with a limp , beat up, lonely, sore hot dog.

Dude, I jerked off so many times today when Amy and I tried to fuck I couldn't even get it hard. Must be a part of my Deaddickation.

by OCMD January 7, 2016

mountain dew addict

1) Exactly what it sounds like, someone with an unhealthy addiction to the pepsi co product called mountain dew. This addiction can go as far as an addiction to drugs, but with less harmful side effects.

2) also used as code if someone wants to hide a relationship from X amount of people.

1) “my addiction to mountain dew is unhealthy, i just can’t seem to kick it to the curb.”

2) “i’m going to steal your heart!”
“You can’t steal what isn’t there, as my heart goes out to another... my mountain dew addiction, because i’m a mountain dew addict.”
“What the fuck...?”

by Sin Breezy July 1, 2019

diladdict

A person who frequently goes to the Emergency Room, often by ambulance, for some sort of “emergency” and requests Dilaudid. They also frequently claim to be allergic to most, if not all other pain medications. Bonus points for dancing around the name by try’s to be covert by saying “I don’t know the name, but last time they tried something, maybe started with a D”

Hey Doc, your favorite Diladdict just arrived in bed 6. “What emergency brought them in today?” Oh she’s complaining of knee pain, but EMS said she wanted to walk down the entire flight of stairs from her apartment.

by EMS taxi driver March 23, 2020

daddict

someone's father who has an addiction.

Larry's daddict was constantly being caught by the police with crack pipes in his pockets.

by mattyes January 18, 2008