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Male version of mombie. Short for Dad-addict as in someone who is obsessed or addicted to talking about their child and basically incapable of discussing anything else.
Dave used to be a cool guy who hung out with friends, was informed about current events, and actually had a life. But once he had a kid, his life became all about the child. He became a daddict. #SoSad #HaveYouHeardOfCondoms?
Daddict by 8MileKile June 2, 2018

urban dictaddiction 

(UR-BUN-DIK-CHU-DIK-CHUN)

The act of being addicted to urban dictionary.
VICTIM: Hey man! I looked up like 100 words on urban dictionary last night!
MAN: Dude, your suffer from urban dictaddiction!
urban dictaddiction by Monobreed February 19, 2009

Dinoaddict 

A Dinoaddict is a pallie who is totally dependent on everything associated with the life and teachings of Dino Martin, includin' but not limited to Dinomusic, Dinoactin', and Dinohumor.
Our pallie has become a Dinoaddict, needin' to listen to more and more Dinomusic and watch more and more Dinoflicks to satisfy their need to be totally turned on to Dino Martin.
Dinoaddict by kentsmokerguy September 3, 2006

Nicaddict 

Someone who is addicted to vaping/ cigarettes
Man.. look at them nicaddicts in that highschool
Nicaddict by UglyWhore_hyde February 17, 2020

dickaddicted 

When someone just can't see someone for who they really are and only care about dick, the more dick the better.
Geygia thought Brooklyn's new lad was a cunt, but Brooklyn didn't listen and only cared about the dick, she must be a dickaddicted!
dickaddicted by TheNotoriousBigH January 16, 2017

diladdict 

A person who frequently goes to the Emergency Room, often by ambulance, for some sort of “emergency” and requests Dilaudid. They also frequently claim to be allergic to most, if not all other pain medications. Bonus points for dancing around the name by try’s to be covert by saying “I don’t know the name, but last time they tried something, maybe started with a D”
Hey Doc, your favorite Diladdict just arrived in bed 6. “What emergency brought them in today?” Oh she’s complaining of knee pain, but EMS said she wanted to walk down the entire flight of stairs from her apartment.
diladdict by EMS taxi driver March 23, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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