deaddick
the better alternative to deadass
deaddick by imbeingdeaddickfr February 16, 2019
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dead dick december
After no November comes dead dick December , this month of agonizing pain or joy consists of beating your meat the amount the date says , therefore if it were December 7th you’d beat your meat 7 times a day and if you make it to December 31st which means you beat your meat 31 times in a day your literally a “G” and probally dead inside but good luck and happy holidays , Christmas should be fun.
dead dick december by Yuhguyty November 14, 2017
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Deaddickation
When you have to jerk off at least 3-7 times a day. Before work, after work. (even if you are running late) Before the gym, after the gym. Before mowing the grass, after mowing the grass. Before sex....the problem is you jerked off so many times now that your partner wants to have sex , in result you are just stuck with a limp , beat up, lonely, sore hot dog.
Dude, I jerked off so many times today when Amy and I tried to fuck I couldn't even get it hard. Must be a part of my Deaddickation.
Deaddickation by OCMD January 7, 2016
Dead Dick Syndrome
A medical condition where one is unable to get a hard on. It is sometimes known as ED or Dead Dick Syndrome aka DDS. Usually treated with Viagra or Cialis.
Dead Dick Syndrome by arelpee June 7, 2009
tombstone for a dead dick
Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick
tombstone for a dead dick by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016
Dead Dick December
A test for only the manliest men
After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.
The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.
The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"
Dead Dick December by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023
deadrick
deadrick by Sherrod robinson June 1, 2016
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