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DeSantis
The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.
1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.
DeSantis by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023
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DESANTIS
Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)
Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.
Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.
My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"
Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
DESANTIS by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021
DeSantis curious
DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.
The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.
Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.
Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.
DeSantis curious by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023
Joseph Desaulniers
the hunter in identity v that literally has no rights because of how attractive they made him and i know that his looks were made to be like that intentionally. the devs clearly have a favorite.
Man A: You know, I hope we don't get Joseph Desaulniers as the hunter for this round.
Man B: Yeah, me too. He's so strong. It's gonna be a hard match if we got em.
Joseph: i'm boutta ruin this whole man's career.
Man B: Yeah, me too. He's so strong. It's gonna be a hard match if we got em.
Joseph: i'm boutta ruin this whole man's career.
Joseph Desaulniers by servynx September 9, 2019
Desal
An abbreviated Australian word for a water desalinationplant, now in common usage in the Australian lingo and media.
The Desal plants in Australia are all grossly over-budget and now redundant due to the recent heavy rain.
Desal by uncle walter esquire November 21, 2010
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