Desaint

An alternative method to express laughter, chuckling, side-splitting humor, or hilarity while instant messaging. This method was developed for internets users who feel a tad bit uncomfortable laughing at a joke while chatting by using the time tested "lol," "hehehe," or "hahaha."

Desaint can also be used with maughter (math + laughter) to more efficiently express your cyber-gaiety, by using this formula:

1 Desaint = 3 ha!
desaint = hahaha! (NOTE: the exclamation point is implied while using the desaint method, so one not need add one to cyber emphasize.

To express more than 3 ha's, you may place a modifier in front of your Desaint like so:

6 Desaint = 18 ha! (hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!)

Ryan: Hey Kevin, what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Kevin: Seriously Ryan, I have no idea. What?
Ryan: Nacho Cheese!
Kevin: desaint desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: 3 desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha hahaha!)

Desaint by kfav December 10, 2008

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Desaint

An alternative method to express laughter, chuckling, side-splitting humor, or hilarity while instant messaging. This method was developed for internets users who feel a tad bit uncomfortable laughing at a joke while chatting by using the time tested "lol," "hehehe," or "hahaha."

Desaint can also be used with maughter (math + laughter) to more efficiently express your cyber-gaiety, by using this formula:

1 Desaint = 3 ha!
desaint = hahaha! (NOTE: the exclamation point is implied while using the desaint method, so one not need add one to cyber emphasize.

To express more than 3 ha's, you may place a modifier in front of your Desaint like so:

6 Desaint = 18 ha! (hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!)

Ryan: Hey Kevin, what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Kevin: Seriously Ryan, I have no idea. What?
Ryan: Nacho Cheese!
Kevin: desaint desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: 3 desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha hahaha!)

Desaint by kevinf December 9, 2008

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DeSantis

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.

Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.

DeSantis by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023

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DESANTIS

Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.

My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"

DESANTIS by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

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DeSantis curious

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.

I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.

DeSantis curious by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023

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Ron Desantis

Governor of Florida. Possible republican candidate for presidency. Has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis is running for president. He has a Mickey Mouse fetish.

Ron Desantis by DMJohnson May 21, 2023

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