deuceitis 

A severe case of diarrhea, commonly caused from eating tons of unhealthy food.

After eating 5 chili dogs back-to-back, Kevin had developed the most intense deuceitis of his life.

deuceitis by emmaytrubl September 19, 2014

Duckitis 

A sudden case of amnesia you come down with that cause you to duck the person or people you owe money to.

You already ran out of people to sweet talk out of their money.

I have a job.

Really doing what?

I don’t exactly have the job yet but I’m practically a shoe-in.

Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get this job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money. Don’t develop a sudden case of Duckitis because I don’t have a problem coming to your “job” to collect my ducketts.

Duckitis by Starving Artist246 October 21, 2021

deceptisket 

When some young woman befriends you under the false pretence of not being a dirty sket. Often hunt in packs and drink vodka lemonade. Can be avoided with a sturdy Sket Fence

Don't worry about getting chlamydia last night, she must of been a deceptisket

When said group yells deceptiskets unite you know your in for dirty sex you will definitley regret!

deceptisket by Penatrating Sun September 1, 2011

Douchitis 

Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner.

We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.

The douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities.

Douchitis by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

decentish 

almost decent but not quite there yet

His job is decent......ish....... haha

Yeah, it's decentish.

decentish by hztttrash May 24, 2016

Doucheitis 

Doucheitis is a disease carried by people commonly referred to as douche bags.

Did you see what DB just did Amanda? Yeah, he's suffers from doucheitis.

Doucheitis by Jesse king of doucheland June 20, 2009

Deceitious 

Lusciously deceitful

My wife was deceitious when she told me I could have sexy time with her if I cleaned the gutters.. then I found out she lied.

Deceitious by xDomina June 16, 2012