Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche
like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and
friends in a negative manner.
We at Douche Patrol are the
world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
The douchitis
pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global
economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-
like activity negatively affecting workforce activities.