DeuceTime

FaceTiming someone while you're dropping a deuce

To DeuceTime, or not to DeuceTime,

That is the questino.

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Decetive

Stupendously moronic/idiotic

You decetive idiot

by Vab July 14, 2020

Dancetime

The coolest place on earth where badass people show off their mad skillz.

Wow, you're a loser if you don't go to Dancetime.

by RachelleLlama January 29, 2009

Deucimetry

The process of measuring various parameters of a toilet bowl (e.g. circumference, perimeter, volume) relative to the size of one's excrement. Units of measurement are usually reported in 'logs', 'picoturds', or 'kilosnakes'.

The morning after a large meal, John was able to perform deucimetry to determine the volume of his home toilet: 3.22 kilosnakes.

by TheSciNerd July 7, 2011

deucette

female deuce. woman poo.

woah, she just rocked a harsh deucette man.

by deucette69 January 2, 2011

deucemizer

Someone who is amazingly skilled at something a pro at something.

Dude that kid is a fuckin deucemizer at NBA jam, you see his freethrow?

by pepin December 12, 2004

deuceting

The process of texting while dropping a duece. Usually required when the urge strikes mid-text conversation.

Jon: "Do you hear that noise?"
Jim: "Yeah I think that's Bill in the stall deuceting."
Jon: "Hope he finishes before he has to wipe."

by Tat-717 March 20, 2011