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DeSantis 

The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.

1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.
DeSantis by states_the_obvious July 12, 2023
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desya • Desyadigg • desyah • Desyane • desyatnik • Desantis • deeya • desa • derya • Desai

DESANTIS 

Variation of ~ (DESATAN or BITCHSANTIS)

Word to describe a selfish politician that looks after his own interest and of the high class.
My friend: "The governor Desantis a.k.a Bitchsantis took the unemployment aid away to keep the money for his presidential campaign and doesn't care people are still struggling"

Me: " Desantis is a little bitch, the people will sue him in court and he can kiss goodbye his presidential aspirations"
DESANTIS by Jay Maniak July 26, 2021

DeSantis curious 

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.
I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.
A Person called Derya has mostly a really special way to think and doesn't judge people as long as she doesn't study their personality like 5 years. She's trying to be as loyal as she can and is often focused on herself. It's the way she thinks that inspires a lot of persons and she likes it to make someone's day. She is a good friend and even if she's lost herself, she'd give anything to help you find yourself as well. She's pretty, but she get's more beautiful the more you get to know her. If you're good friends with a Derya, you're lucky.
A: Did you realize how rare you meet people like her?
B: Yeah, right! She's totally a Derya.
Derya by ceznja January 4, 2017
From Spanish, normally used in Dominican Republic. name of someone who does what he wants when he wants. or someone who does not do what others say. a rebel.
enghe yelled at me and escaped the house, he is a desacatao..
esp él me gritó y escapó de la casa, él es un desacatao.
desacatao by Madie_v93 May 21, 2016
An abbreviated Australian word for a water desalinationplant, now in common usage in the Australian lingo and media.
The Desal plants in Australia are all grossly over-budget and now redundant due to the recent heavy rain.
Desal by uncle walter esquire November 21, 2010
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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