desperus 

When your so desperate for V-Bucks you download an ad (for free v-bucks) then get a virus.

Damn bro I need your John Wick skin!!!
Buy that shit bro....
I''m too desperus

desperus by Super MONkey I fucking drunk May 17, 2018

desperism 

"Desperism" : The action of publicly ruining your personal reputation through a desperate or humiliating act in order to preserve a flawed ideology, statement of innocence or ill reputed corporate mandate.

Example #1: "The desperism is evident as John still insists that the world is flat even after seeing the photographs of earth from space.
"Example #2: "Despite the overwhelming physical evidence that proved beyond a doubt that Robert was guilty of the murder, in an act of desperism, he continued to claim his innocence without introducing any contradictory new evidence to provide credence to his statement."
Example #3:"A recent clinically study proved that new widgets produced by FLUBBY INCORPORATED contain lethal amounts of toxic substances. Despite these findings, in an act of desperism, FLUBBY INC'c president released the following statement... "Our products are 100% safe and we urge consumers to continue using FLUBBY brand widgets."

desperism by Lance Campeau October 10, 2007

desperascorn

Noun: The emotional conflict created when a desperation to get laid is thwarted by a scornful attitude towards the only available sexual candidates.

Not to be confused with the despericorn, a mythical creature that is super hot & clever but will bang your sorry self anyway and not treat you like crap afterwards.

The barfly that had been wooing me with shots all night almost had a chance, but then the houselights came up after last call & I was filled with desperascorn.

desperascorn by arbisun June 11, 2008

desperasexual

A person, male or female, who after a long period of not having sex will sleep with anyone who comes along, regardless of gender.

No, he's not actually gay, or even bi. He just hasn't gotten any for a while, so he's gone a bit desperasexual.

desperasexual by The James Andy April 23, 2007

Desperosexual

And individual who holds a level of sexual preference until their preferred section of Craigslist doesn't work out.

"I didn't know he was bi!"
"No, he's just desperosexual."

Desperosexual by Schaaf May 4, 2014

Despers

A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.

I am well despers to get this job.
Mate you is well despers.

Despers by Sancho88 August 14, 2011

desperasexual

a boy or girl who is so completely desperate to get laid that they will take anything that they can get

Person 1: I heard that Phillipe was a desperasexual.
Person 2: Yeah, I saw her ask out a girl and a boy in the frame of 3 minutes.

desperasexual by sirs March 21, 2013