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Desperessy 

When you are depressed and want to get hennessy to get wasted af but you can only afford desperados beer
Man wanna get some hennessy? I am sad af

- Man i wish but we can only afford desperessy
Desperessy by V4C4 May 1, 2021
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Despresso 

Despresso is a mix of depression and espresso.

Typically, used when someone is depressed, they drink more coffee, they are despresso.
How was your day?

Idk, man, I was despresso today.
Despresso by Imactuallyadustblob February 23, 2023
A stupid word selena made up on FaceTime
“I’m going to be all depressy again”
Depressy by Blowfly1999 March 2, 2018

despress 

A mixed feeling of desperation and depression.
Asking for sex is like despress.
despress by rcshop April 25, 2006

messy stressy lemon depressy 

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeazy
Oh man, that's hard, it's outright messy stressy lemon depressy.

despressio111117 

Strong Sad's screen name.
depressio111117: vinegar toast? did you really think i'd fall for that?
despressio111117 by Mark Federline January 31, 2004

Despresso 

When you're feeling very down, but because of societal terms and gender expectations you fear saying you're depressed since you don't even know what it really means.

Can also be used for that one strong cup of coffee that gets you moving despite being depressed at the time
Yo dude, you okay?

Yeah, I just need my daily Despresso to get moving

Alright, hang in there, if you need to talk, I'm here.

SMS1: wanna hang out
SMS2: no sorry i'm in Despsresso mode
SMS1: aw, what happened

SMS2: memories hit me
Despresso by EldaTheCarGuy June 12, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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