Desperessy 

When you are depressed and want to get hennessy to get wasted af but you can only afford desperados beer

Man wanna get some hennessy? I am sad af

- Man i wish but we can only afford desperessy

Desperessy by V4C4 May 1, 2021

Despresso 

Despresso is a mix of depression and espresso.

Typically, used when someone is depressed, they drink more coffee, they are despresso.

How was your day?

Idk, man, I was despresso today.

Despresso by Imactuallyadustblob February 23, 2023

Depressy

A stupid word selena made up on FaceTime

“I’m going to be all depressy again”

Depressy by Blowfly1999 March 2, 2018

despress 

A mixed feeling of desperation and depression.

Asking for sex is like despress.

despress by rcshop April 25, 2006

messy stressy lemon depressy 

The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeazy

Oh man, that's hard, it's outright messy stressy lemon depressy.

messy stressy lemon depressy by YellowChickens April 9, 2021

despressio111117 

Strong Sad's screen name.

depressio111117: vinegar toast? did you really think i'd fall for that?

despressio111117 by Mark Federline January 31, 2004

Despresso 

When you're feeling very down, but because of societal terms and gender expectations you fear saying you're depressed since you don't even know what it really means.

Can also be used for that one strong cup of coffee that gets you moving despite being depressed at the time

Yo dude, you okay?

Yeah, I just need my daily Despresso to get moving

Alright, hang in there, if you need to talk, I'm here.

SMS1: wanna hang out
SMS2: no sorry i'm in Despsresso mode
SMS1: aw, what happened

SMS2: memories hit me

Despresso by EldaTheCarGuy June 12, 2020