desparea
"The ghetto's a real desparea."
desparea by NotAllenGinsberg November 2, 2014
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Desparate Douchebag
A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.
Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.
Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?
Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?
Guy1: He told her that he loved her.
Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?
Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?
Guy1: He told her that he loved her.
Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?
Desparate Douchebag by madskillz99 June 29, 2009
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desparate
male #1: dude lets sneak out to jenna's house tonight! i hear shes having a sleep over with her friends so there will be plenty of underage chicks to go around!
male #2: niceee man im in!
male#3: I havent gotten any in a month! im desparate!
male #2: niceee man im in!
male#3: I havent gotten any in a month! im desparate!
desparate by yankeesfan2200 July 24, 2009
Desparate Sandwich
A threesome that results from three people that are hardly attracted to each other, if at all, but the convenience of presence, and the desire of sex is too great
Desparate Sandwich by Yanoszthegreat June 17, 2018
Desarea
A quiet, tall, mysterious girl with a heart of gold and a good sense of humor. She will be hard to get but worth the fight and is extremely beautiful. she's got an attitude most the time unless she likes you and is loyal to the end unless you do her wrong ; watch your back.
Desarea by Uniiicorn003456 April 11, 2019
Desparate
I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to get a word on Urban Dictionary. I'm so desparate. I hope this word gets published *hint hint*
despereal estate
There is so much despereal estate in this neighborhood. Behind every 'for sale' sign is a mortgage debt greater than the value of the house itself.
despereal estate by wellwell February 1, 2009
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