Despereality 

When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.

Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!

Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!

Despereality by Ryan 710 July 2, 2019

Desperacity Climax 

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.

Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

Desperacity Climax by DrunkNDesperate June 28, 2012

Desperality 

The state of mind of being so desperate, that nothing else matters.

Her Desperality was pretty high tonight !

Desperality by The guy that made up that word April 5, 2011

Desperatality 

When you get extremely desperate to where you can’t get anymore desperate.

Dude 1 - “Bro I need to eat food! I’m so hungry!
Dude 2 - “Wow the amount of desperatality you have!

Desperatality by The Supreme Demon February 10, 2019

desperacity 

when you run out of your favorite alcoohol and you drink whatever is left.

We ran out of Captain and Coke. In desperacity Tony drank Popov and Cactus Cooler.

desperacity by jihad1 January 8, 2012

Desperality 

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.

"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."

Desperality by duckba December 10, 2015