desparate 

When horny males over the age of 16 follow and hook up with girls of the age of 14 and under.

male #1: dude lets sneak out to jenna's house tonight! i hear shes having a sleep over with her friends so there will be plenty of underage chicks to go around!

male #2: niceee man im in!

male#3: I havent gotten any in a month! im desparate!

desparate by yankeesfan2200 July 24, 2009

Desparate 

When you try to publish a word on Urban Dictionary four times and get denied every single time

I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to get a word on Urban Dictionary. I'm so desparate. I hope this word gets published *hint hint*

Desparate by doink April 8, 2019

Desparate Douchebag 

A guy who will say or do anything and everything to get a girlfriend, usually not caring who it is. Often categorized by talking to as many girls as possible and acting interested in all of them until one actually shows interest back, at which time, they will immediately blow off all the others and shift their attention to the one person (this is rare, because they usually fail majorly at flirting). If they do manage a relationship, it usually will turn into an obsessive one, with them most likely telling their significant other that they love them within the first few weeks.

Can be compared to someone who is "pussy whipped", as these guys often will do anything to make themselves look better to a girl. Including lieing about themselves, putting the girl before his guy friends, and "cockblocking" others who the girl may show interest in.

Guy1:Did you hear that desparate douchebag Tim finally got a girl to like him?

Guy2: Really? How'd he manage that one?

Guy1: He told her that he loved her.

Guy: Wow, ya think that would just freak someone out?

Desparate Douchebag by madskillz99 June 29, 2009

Desparate Sandwich 

A threesome that results from three people that are hardly attracted to each other, if at all, but the convenience of presence, and the desire of sex is too great

Dude, I was with Dave and Sarah last night, and it ended in a Desparate Sandwich.

Desparate Sandwich by Yanoszthegreat June 17, 2018

desperate af 

When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.

"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."

"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"

desperate af by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017

Desperation Debating

A move during an argument or discussion whereby a person (almost always a woman) has absolutely no comeback and knows in a fair fight they're beaten, forcing them into a totally nonsensical, unrelated Hail Mary response. This strategy occurs when the person (almost always a woman) either realizes the other person is right and it's best to try to throw them off or when they're simply an idiot.

Fred calmly explained to his wife Mandy that her continued credit card expenditures at high end department stores would likely threaten the family's ability to pay their bills, and definitely end any chance of sending their children to college. Mandy, calling on the crown jewel of Desperation Debating replied, "Yeah? Well you have a small dick!

Desperation Debating by jfranksNbeans October 13, 2014

Desarae

The most amazing cutest sexiest gal you'll ever see. She lights up the dark room with her bright personality and has lips of an angel. Helpful loving and caring and will always be there to fight the ones she loves battles. Nobody can help but love her and wish to be with her and she can turn on any girl or guy with that small smirk that drives me crazy. The bestest of friends and will never let you down but always amazes you

Damn I love Desarae so much

Desarae by Weaponlover December 13, 2016