Despaneato 

When something is so neat it becomes as neat as despacito.

This potato is as neat as despacito; Its despaneato.

Despaneato by BastardizedChild68 November 26, 2018

despayeeto 

The cancerous song Despacito combined with the word "Yeet", thus creating a new word which basically means this cancerous song being more cancerous than before.

Damn, Jordan is being a big Despayeeto right now.

despayeeto by 420_69xDSupremeGodDx69_420 June 7, 2018

despayeetosaurusrexcito 

The ultimate meme of memes, including the classics like 'yeet' and 'despacito'

Yo nigga, despayeetosaurusrexcito!

despayeetosaurusrexcito by YoNiggaJesus June 15, 2018

Despayeeto 

when a supa sad moment happen, so you call out to alaska
alaska, play despayeeto, she will obay, and yeet that despa, to fell happi
to truly get the despayeeto experience you need to play roblocks

Person 1: yo you got fucking dumped so hard
Person 2: Yeah, still sad about that
Person 1: How can i make you feel better
Person 2: GET OUT
*Person 1 leaves*
Person 2: This is so sad alaska play despayeeto, and crank the roblocks pls

Despayeeto by Matty Gam3r November 12, 2018

Despaleeto 

The elite version of the popular song Despacito. A combination of "1337" (or leet) and Despacito. Its more cringy than ever before.

Bill: Yo bro have you heard Despaleeto?

Bob: Ya I heard it. I'm in the hospital cause listening to it gave me stage 69 dick cancer
Bill: O shit man

Despaleeto by God but lit January 14, 2019

despayeeto 

a word which is used to calm down that ugly ass nigga tyrone on crack again

Nigga tyrone: me nems tyrone and im here to fuck yo bitch
Dat second nigga: DespaYeeto rawr eksdee

Nigga tyrone: fuck man my dad left me chill

despayeeto by fakastrijder September 20, 2018

derpanator

such a derpy object that it will blind everyone that looks at it too long

so, wheres this derpanator you wanted to show me?

derpanator by herpanator3000 May 6, 2015