derpotato

Derp meaning kind of slow.. Potato... Meaning fat round and ugly.. Put the two together you're a slow fat ugly round thing. You're welcome

I was yelling at my girlfriend, she really is fat short and ugly so therefore I called her a derpotato. So there is my fucking definition have a nice day now.

by Genasocia May 20, 2016

(derogatory)

a term used to specify that a usually normal word is meant as an insult

fruit (derogatory)

by user773947297 November 21, 2020

Derpatology

Is the observation that common socially acceptable behaviors, reactionary standards of dispute resolution, interests in higher learning and "self betterment" are on the sharp decline in America and some other country/states . Many Derpatologists agree; with the constant incline of the state of "Derp", lower I.Q's will follow at an equal or sharply worsening rate.

Very un-common to use in sentence structure, since it's not science just rhetoric at this point. But as a rudimentary example:

"Got my B.S. in Sociology. Served four years in Peace Core. Became a parole officer. Yada yada yada, later found my way into derpatology."

by Bob Dobbs IV June 4, 2013

Derpetrator

Adjective- The person who is responsible of someone's retarded act and or retarded way of saying something.

"Oh man, I totally just slipped on a banana peel Tom threw in front of me."

"LOL Tom is totally the derpetrator of this situation here."

"I hate Tom with a burning passion."

by TheDerpetrator November 17, 2011

derogatory

A statement intended to damages the mind of another; a hurtful statement

Student 1 - Hey! Quit eating the twinkies fat-ass!

Student 2 runs off sobbing

Teacher, who saw everything, rushes over to student 1

Teacher - I will be reporting you to the disciplinarian!Derogatory statements like that are completely inappropriate in this instititution and anywhere else. Come with me immediately!

by Dictionaree November 8, 2005

depocatory

Depocatory is a term used to describe someone who continually engages in acts of asshattery, or someone who routinely demonstrates a lack of common sense or good judgement. One who is depocatory usually struggles to comprehend the basics of everyday life and has few or no friends. Should someone you care about begin to act in a depocalarious manner, a direct intervention (pronounced: smack) is crucial immediately.

*SMACK*
"What was that for!?"
"You might know, if you weren't so goddamned depocatory!"

by maki March 4, 2005

derpotology

The exalted study of the derps, an elusive species of reptilian-like creatures that lurk in the interwebs and feed on the stupidity of people and various forum posters.

Dr. Lee, licensed with a degree in derpotology, has just resumed his research and thesis on the elusive Derpicus hurrdurricus.

by Le Derpotologist December 14, 2010