derpotology

The exalted study of the derps, an elusive species of reptilian-like creatures that lurk in the interwebs and feed on the stupidity of people and various forum posters.

Dr. Lee, licensed with a degree in derpotology, has just resumed his research and thesis on the elusive Derpicus hurrdurricus.

by Le Derpotologist December 14, 2010

Derpology

The study of herp and/or derp.

Friend: What are you going to college for?

You: Oh, I'm getting my masters in Derpology

by Lol I'm a cat September 30, 2011

Derpotoligist

(1) one who studies people that derp. (2) an insult to people who derps alot.

(1) Man 1: I get paid 500 dollars a day... to watch, study, and take notes on people doing stupid, stupid things. and just genrally...derping! thats why they call me a Derpotoligist.

(2) Man 1: derpety-derpety-derp! derp derp derp.
Man 2: Dude! that guys a frikkin derpotoligist!

by Blubbernug July 25, 2010

Derpatology

Is the observation that common socially acceptable behaviors, reactionary standards of dispute resolution, interests in higher learning and "self betterment" are on the sharp decline in America and some other country/states . Many Derpatologists agree; with the constant incline of the state of "Derp", lower I.Q's will follow at an equal or sharply worsening rate.

Very un-common to use in sentence structure, since it's not science just rhetoric at this point. But as a rudimentary example:

"Got my B.S. in Sociology. Served four years in Peace Core. Became a parole officer. Yada yada yada, later found my way into derpatology."

by Bob Dobbs IV June 4, 2013

Derpology

Derpology is the study of stupid people who are known throughout their communities as the derpy ones. This term can be offensive, for example " OI YOU DERP ". You can study this at the university of derpington, you may also Herp.

" OI YOU DERP "
" YOU DERP "
" YOUR SUCH A DERPING DERP"

These are examples of Derpology.

by elderpador May 22, 2012

derptology

The study or creation of rage comics.

He specializes in derptology.

by jordantc May 9, 2011

Dermatology

Dermatology, often shortened to derm, is a specialty of medicine. Doctors who have specialized in dermatology have generally done four years of college, four years of medical school, one year of a medical/surgical internship, and three years of dermatology residency. Board-certified dermatologists are the only physicians with advanced medical training to diagnose and treat skin, hair, and nail conditions. They can also perform surgical procedures like biopsies, Mohs surgery to remove cancer, and complex wound reconstruction. Dermatology is widely considered to be the most competitive and most sought-after specialty among top medical students.

Slim, common-featured, commonly and neatly dressed, Leon reckoned on only two more months of LPING it until musical jobs and the ultimate city, Phoenix, the ultimate Fellowship, Dermatology.

DERM: Dermatology, the study of skin; an NPC specialty.

by Dermy McDermface April 20, 2020