Derpetrator 

Adjective- The person who is responsible of someone's retarded act and or retarded way of saying something.

"Oh man, I totally just slipped on a banana peel Tom threw in front of me."

"LOL Tom is totally the derpetrator of this situation here."

"I hate Tom with a burning passion."

Derpetrator by TheDerpetrator November 17, 2011

derpetrator 

One who is responsible for committing a stupid act.

One of my roommates left the oven on. Again. Okay, guys... who's the derpetrator here?

derpetrator by spiffy_kimbean May 10, 2011

Herpetrator 

The person who commits the crime of having herpes and passing it along without alerting their partner or any future partners.

"Dude, I bet that girl from the other night was a total herpetrator."

"Yea, good thing we let Dave sleep with her, now he's the one that needs to go get tested."

Herpetrator by SillyLikeAGoose December 9, 2009

perpetrate; perpetrator 

To front. To fake it 'til you make it.

Check out that nigga perpetrating like he got some kaish.

perpetrate; perpetrator by Hoobaju October 8, 2003

perpetrator 

A perpetrator is...

-Someone who dresses 'gangsta,' talks 'gangsta,' and generally acts 'gangsta,' but doesn't live the gang lifestyle.

-Someone who admires emulates the gangsta style of dress, speech, music, etc, but doesn't commit to a gangsta life.

"Nah, man I'm just a perpetrator! I like the clothes!"

perpetrator by Justin April 3, 2005

Oral Herpetrator 

one who spreads oral herpes to as many people possible.

Could be kissing bandit, a slut, or just anyone who is good at getting lots of tongue.

"Dude, does this look like a cold sore to you? I think that chick the other night was an oral herpetrator."

Oral Herpetrator by Karly Simmers February 23, 2009

herpetrator 

A person who herpetrates. One who has the STD known as herpes that passes along the virus to another. Or may be used to refer to the original source of the infection after several people have been infected. (e.g. The Original Herpetrator)

Morgan thinks the herpetrator that gave her and her boyfriend herpes is the guy he picked up from the gay dance club that night. Although Morgan's boyfriend swears he did nothing homosexual, the herpetrator, along with the spread of the virus, speak differently.

** In Maury Povich voice** "You ARE the herpetrator!" Male falls to the floor and woman runs away crying.

If Morgan, Chelsea, Alyssa, and Shantel all have herpes, then the origional herpetrator must be Robert!

herpetrator by @amandabohbanda July 13, 2016